A woman biding in Aberdeen phoned in to the P&J to post a death notice for her late husband. It read “Peter Reid from Peterhead is dead”. That was it, so the customer sales rep at the P&J said that she could have a few more words for the same cost. So she started again, “Peter Reid from Peterhead is dead, Volvo for sale”.
*Peter Reid fae Peterheed is deed. Volvo for sale.